Atomium Escalator: Travelling through hyperspace in the Belgian tourist attraction
I was in a second-hand bookshop this week and couldn't resist picking up a collection of comic verse, enticed by the dust jacket which looks like Comic Sans is having a tussle with a telephone cable.
Printed in 1942 I was worried that the humour might be as dry as the yellowing pages but I found this gem, an epitaph for a dentist:
Stranger! Approach this spot with gravity!
John Brown is filling his last cavity.
And I also liked one about a man named John Bun:
Here lies John Bun,
He was killed by a gun,
His name was not Bun, but Wood,
But Wood would not rhyme with gun, but Bun would.
I like to imagine there's a graveyard somewhere filled with epitaphs such as these, much like the graveyard from a Simpsons Halloween episode, but for now I'll just have to be content with the ones I've exhumed from this book.
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